STEVE BALL
Newish recruit to the club, and a steady influence up the batting order. Appears to have tamed his previous reputation for getting stressed on the field of play. We desperately need an up-to-date nickname for him.

Nickname: Mr. Angry, Gunther, Stresshead, Bally
Job: Professional student, or likes to hang around with students
Batting style: Steady approach, punctuated by biffs to off and leg
Bowling style: Off spin – with claims to bowl ‘darts’ like Mike Yardy
Fave TV: On The Ball
Habits: Who told you I like to dress up as a nun?
Cricketing heroes: Nobody called Ball or Bell
Fave double act: Cannon and Ball. Especially the shorter one.
Education: Rounded (geddit?)
Likes: Umpiring in flip flops. Not scoring
Dislikes: Being called Bell or Bull in the scorebook. Especially Bell
Appearance: Bell of the Ball
Often mistaken for: The oldest son in Thunderbirds
Ambition: To work with students for the rest of my life
Hairstyle: Receding
Body shape: Too thin
Fielding position: Midwicket or square leg, occasional mid off / on
Shots in locker: Off drive, on drive, edges
Family links to cricket: Too many brothers playing
Fave food: Chicken Ball-ti
Opinions on cricket: Keep your eye on the ball