DOMMY-NATION OF GRANGE PARK IN THE DARK

 

Castlethorpe v North Grange Park, 30th June, SNCL Div 1 Cup Semi Final

 

Quints

Sheet anchored the T20 dash with 28 from about 17 overs. Fielded exclusively in one corner of the field doing either Long Leg or Long Off, little coming his way apart from the occasional foray into the football field.

 

Ding Dong

Two balls faced – first was pulled for four, second bowled him. Did himself a series of injuries with bowling spell, finishing up bowling at the death cranking up the mph under cover of heavy dark cloud. Tough to hit.

 

Yam Yam

33 spanking runs and even a bit of running between the wickets, including four boundaries. More leg side shots than usual apparently. Found himself standing at cover point and put in a Jonty-like performance much improved on his recent efforts at slip, which even involved moving and diving around.

 

Dominica

A batsman in great form and consistently picking up runs of late. It showed as he romped to 45 not out with some proper cricket shots, including two magnificent straight sixes. Little to do in the fields after that, but played the decisive innings.

 

Jones Senior

Promoted up the order and returned precisely zero runs in a bold hitting out approach at the death. First three overs went wicketless and for 33 runs, before rounding off their innings in the last over with a wicket maiden. Proper death bowling, that Sir Geoffrey.

 

Scotty E

Had little chance to prosper with the bat and sacrificed himself run out to ensure Dommy kept on strike, making a brace of runs. Again another with relatively little to do in the field.

 

Basher

Appeared as a non-striker with Dommy for the last 3 balls and avoided any strike by sprinting the 2s like a madman. Had run a 3 himself by the time Dommy hit the last ball of the innings for 4. Solid behind the stumps in increasing darkness.

 

Tango

All wound up and ready to go but no chance to ply his spanking skills with the bat. At least not during this cricket match, what he gets up to behind closed doors is his business. Five tidy overs for 29 runs although did get mullered for a six in the direction of the tennis courts.

 

Mick Lee

Separated at birth from Scotty P and hard to tell which of the two handsome men was actually on show. Like it made any difference. No batting, no bowling and not that much fielding as was generally ‘in close’ as the ball passed him regularly.

 

Jones Junior

Midweek debut for Thrupp and unfazed as bowled a good length amid the onslaught, going for just 25 off his 5 overs, whilst bowling their left hander. Plenty of boundary fielding to do.

 

Dion

Listed at 11 and unlikely to bat as it indeed turned out. Much boundary work again in the field, and provided the Champagne Moment of the Match when taking a catch (our only one mind) running in from Long Off, courtesy of an assist from his man boobs.