KEITH FINSON
Attacking batsman who has added a career behind the stumps to his repertoire. Upholderof the law on the mean streets of Northampton. Hates traffic cops.

Nickname: Finno
Career highlight: Every single six I hit
Best performance: The Navigation gig, 2006
Worst performance: Every single duck
Tour expectations: To nick everyone in our team
Education: Arrested development
Fave type of wire: Copper
Fave alloy: Copper
Batting style: Smash it straight or over cover. No blocking
Bowling style: Wildly erratic but wicket-taking
Fave TV: The Bill
Cricketing heroes: Jon Gilbert
Occupation: PC
Personal politics: Very PC
Likes: Arresting drunks. Flashing my badge at girls
Dislikes: Criminals
Career tour highlight: Driving 100 miles to be told I’m playing for the opposition
Fave music: The Police
Least fave music: Funlovin’ Criminals
Often mistaken for: Robin Van Persie. Mark Kermode
Hairstyle: Teddy Boy Quiff
Body shape: Too thin
Fielding position: Now a wicket-keeper
Lovelife: Greatly improved from a previous desert of Sahara proportions
Opinions on cricket: We should be pushing on and playing a few shots now
Criminal record: Do you want one?